Husband & Wife

Husband And Wife

Wife (angrily):
I take care of all the stuff around here. I cook for you and everyone. I take care of the kids. I take care of the kitchen. What do you do huh?
Husband (romantically):
I take care of myself by your gorgeous looks and save myself from your lovely deep intoxicated eyes...

*Wife gets flattered

Wife: Hey listen! What do you want to eat in dinner tonight?

*Husband rocks ;)